| 1 | My Town Burned Down | | 03:24 |
| 2 | Magic Baton Theory | | 03:09 |
| 3 | Jackie's Ass | | 02:01 |
| 4 | The Future Enemy (Snooker / Polls) | | 05:42 |
| 5 | Children Of The Goat (Basic Instinct / Blue Dot Porn) | | 05:52 |
| 6 | You Don't Boil Pizza! (Hooligans ~ UK jokes) | | 06:58 |
| 7 | Let's Get To The Dick Jokes (Sadaam) | | 06:32 |
| 8 | An Important Lesson (~Religion / Smoking on Airplanes) | | 07:41 |
| 9 | A Dead Guy Covered In Urine (Smoking) | | 08:39 |
| 10 | Stop Your Internal Dialog (Drugs) | | 05:59 |
| 11 | How Tall Are You (Drugs / Tiny Cop) | | 04:43 |
| 12 | Here's Tom With Snooker Highlights (Good Times on Drugs) | | 04:12 |
| 13 | Rock Against Drugs | | 02:25 |
| 14 | Masturbation Record | | 03:55 |
| 15 | Watching An Empty Stage | | 07:14 |