| 1 | Intro/Smokers vs Drinkers | 01:33 | ||
| 2 | Drunk Driving | 06:53 | ||
| 3 | New York Apartment | 01:53 | ||
| 4 | My One Man Show | 01:32 | ||
| 5 | Pot Smoking | 01:11 | ||
| 6 | Drugs Are Bad | 03:14 | ||
| 7 | Children on Airplanes | 03:53 | ||
| 8 | 50 Year Smoker | 01:38 | ||
| 9 | Smoking in Heaven | 03:57 | ||
| 10 | Australia | 02:18 | |
| 11 | Satiating the American Comedy Audience | 00:45 | ||
| 12 | Dance Club | 01:45 | ||
| 13 | Speaking of Homosexuality | 02:32 | ||
| 14 | Poe-Naw-Grah-Fee | 01:47 | ||
| 15 | A Question for the Ladies | 04:34 | ||
| 16 | My Favorite New Kid | 01:08 | ||
| 17 | You Can't Get Bitter | 02:53 | ||
| 18 | Closing Bit | 00:28 |