rose-colored glasses
a bio of me by me
"Laugh while you can, monkey boy!", Lord Whorfin, Buckaroo Banzai

Objectively:
Full Name: Robinson, Zachary Demian
Also Known As: zachdms (AIM / Messenger), Preppy (nickname due to Saved By the Bell)
Formerly Known As: Zachary Donald Harmon
Why Changed: Parents divorced and remarried when I was young.
Born: 11:40PM, December 6, Santa Clara, CA.
Hair: Somewhere between dishwater blonde and brown.
Height: 5'10".
Weight: 170lbs.
Measurements: 40R chest, 33R (32L) pants, 39 hips, 16.5 neck, 34 sleeves, 11.5W shoes. I wear large Medium shirts. (updated Jun 2008)
Job: ""Senior"" developer on Windows at Microsoft.
Ethnicity: Mostly Irish. My maternal grandfather was 1/2 Scottish and 1/2 English. My maternal grandmother was 1/2 Scottish and 1/2 Irish. My paternal grandmother was 1/2 Irish and 1/2 Swedish. My paternal grandfather was 1/2 Irish and 1/2 Jewish (Hebrew) (from an undisclosed East European country - one of Morocco, Germany, or Russia).

Subjectively:
Hobbies: Soccer, trying new things, games, reading, writing.
Board Games: Love 'em. Scrabble, Boggle, and Settlers of Catan are my favorites. I can hold my own in chess and Trivial Pursuit-esque games, but those are pretty boring to me.
Future Plans: Continue working out. Write a good short story. Help Windows Media rock. Learn to cook better.
Favorite Color: Plaid. Blue if pushed.
Favorite Place To Be Kissed: Ears and neck. Outdoors.
Favorite Movie: I.Q..

Irrelevant:
Titles legitimately held: King of Disneyland (Oct 21 2007), Galactic Hero (Oct 22 2007), ninja (job at Microsoft as of Fall 2006), Mutant (from the X-Men Movie Site), Wizard (from the Harry Potter Movie Site), Mystic Agent (The Tick fan club), Angel (Victoria's Secret club), Saint (Universal Life Church), Jedi Master (Rounder Records "Be a Jedi!" CD/book set), etc. I like sending away for titles, badges, and other awards.
Sun Sign: Sagittarius.
Moon: Aries.
Ascendant: Aquarius.
Food: Generally vegetarian. Very partial to spaghettis, curries, jambalaya.
Drink: Henry Weinhardt Black Cherry Cream, Roy Rogers.
Handed: Ambidextrous, right-hand dominant (eat & racquet sports left, write & throw right).
Footed: Goofy, a.k.a. left-footed.
Sleeping Attire: Nekkid. With a guest around: nice cotton penguin PJ pants.
Favorite Boxers: My Twister boxers. I just like the concept here. I'm switching to wearing boxer briefs, but I haven't seen any particularly cool boxer briefs so far.
Favorite Socks: The Beatles' Yellow Submarine socks. They're just blue with little green apples, but they're really cute.
Favorite Shirt: Namor the Cursed by Alex Ross. The picture's wonderful, but I really like that it says "CURSED" in big letters across the back of the shirt.
Weirdest Aspect: I get orange and green crossed in my head. I'll see orange but say something is green. And vice versa.
Best friend: Kate the Very Evil.

Contacting:
MSN Messenger: zachdms at hotmail dot com.
AIM: zachdms (although I don't like to use it since it's much more random than MSN)
Email: zachd at microsoft dot com. Note: Do not attempt to use me for personal product support.
Xbox Live: zachdms. (I'm zachdms on PS3 as well, but who uses that?)
MySpace: zachdms.
eBay: zachdms.